megadouche

i hate you because you're a megadouche
by levi parker September 05, 2007
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fulldouche

adj. having a high capacity of doucheness at all times
i am a fulldouche because i dont stop being a douche
by levi parker September 05, 2007
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non-douche

i am a non-douche because i am cool
by levi parker September 05, 2007
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doucheness

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous
by levi parker September 05, 2007
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halfdouche

adj. having the split personality of douche and non-douche
i am a halfdouche because i act normal sometimes
by levi parker September 05, 2007
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