Definitions by levi parker

doucheness 

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

doucheness by levi parker September 5, 2007

megadouche 

n. showing high capacity of doucheness

i hate you because you're a megadouche

megadouche by levi parker September 5, 2007

halfdouche 

adj. having the split personality of douche and non-douche

i am a halfdouche because i act normal sometimes

halfdouche by levi parker September 5, 2007

non-douche 

adj. never acting like a douche

i am a non-douche because i am cool

non-douche by levi parker September 5, 2007

fulldouche 

adj. having a high capacity of doucheness at all times

i am a fulldouche because i dont stop being a douche

fulldouche by levi parker September 5, 2007