doucheness

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

by levi parker August 29, 2007

non-douche

adj. never acting like a douche

i am a non-douche because i am cool

by levi parker August 29, 2007

fulldouche

adj. having a high capacity of doucheness at all times

i am a fulldouche because i dont stop being a douche

by levi parker August 29, 2007

megadouche

n. showing high capacity of doucheness

i hate you because you're a megadouche

by levi parker August 29, 2007

halfdouche

adj. having the split personality of douche and non-douche

i am a halfdouche because i act normal sometimes

by levi parker August 29, 2007