lettuce like dolphins's definitions

no

what your mom said when you were born

D: mam' your baby is safe and healthy
M: NO!!!!!!
{hint: your the baby}

by lettuce like dolphins March 18, 2019

May 1

Natonal post you nudes day

ryan: have you seen Rachels story?
kevin: no, why?
ryan: its May 1st, national post your nudes day!

by lettuce like dolphins April 22, 2020

go fall in a hole

A phrase used to express anger and revenge, when someone says go fall in a hole they want someone to accidentally fall in a deep hole and not be able to get out. Then be stuck there for an eternity, and no one is around to help. this is a sacred phrase that is only used in desperate times.

Kyley screamed at a random stranger that spilled coffee on her, to go fall in a hole. She must be really mad!

by lettuce like dolphins January 21, 2019

asdfghjkl

when one is extremely bored and has nothing better to do, they return to barbaric ways by slamming there keyboard trying not to be bored, because they have no lik=fe and most likley no friends either.

a bored person entered "asdfghjkl" cause they were bored and they found this horrible defintion.

by lettuce like dolphins January 20, 2019