Definitions by legoduplo82

Meshiachists 

Chabadniks who believe that the lubavitcher Rebbe (Menachem Mendel Shneerson) is the Messiah and soon will be resurrected and return as the Messiah (sounds familiar?).

Chabadniks are kind people known for their efforts in kiruv, however if you see a yellow flag with a blue crown and moschiach written in hebrew, run. Chabad meshiachists can also be spotted by wearing pins with the same flag, wearing a yarmulke with “ Yechi Adonenu Morenu Ve-rabbenu Melech Ha-moschiach” on it, and the song “yechi adonenu”.

- See that Chabadniks there?
- Yeah
- They’re meshiachists, they’re wearing the pins and the yarmulke
- well, it is understandable to mourn a great rebbe, however their believes are quite heretic. They need to cope

Meshiachists by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

Haredim 

Ultra Orthodox Jews. They do not drive cars, speak only Yiddish, they cannot touch any woman (they are artificially breeding fetuses through secret jew technology they stole from their goyim servants) pray 2 months a day, breathe only kosher air. The men do not work and only read the Torah, while the women are staying at homes and cooking gefilte fish for them so they can read the Torah satiated.

- see those black hats! are those the amish??!!
- no, those are haredim

Haredim by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

Fanum tax 

A form of queer lingo used to signal other gays and furries that you’re looking for a a mate.

- i fanum taxed your rizz in ohio
- gay

Fanum tax by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

Elimelech 

A great tzadik hailing from Lezejsk, Poland. A great servant of HaShem, What he was cannot be described in few sentences. He was constantly improving himself and sending himself on “self exiles”. Every year in Lezejsk thousands of Hasidim from various dynasties gather near his grave

- do you know tzadik Elimelech? One of the greatest Tzadiks!

Elimelech by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

Baal Shem Tov 

Baal Shem Tov, (Yisroel Ben Eliezer) born in what is present Ukraine, was a great rabbi and jewish mystic and is regarded as the founder of hasidic judaism

Baal Shem Tov is widely regarded ss the founder of chassidism

Baal Shem Tov by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

Kosher meat 

When you’re gay goy boy and like cut cock, you’re craving some of the “kosher meat”

- do you get meat?
- only if its kosher, im craving some kosher meat right now

Kosher meat by legoduplo82 August 2, 2024

Navigating the complexities 

“Navigating the complexities of..” is a phrase loved by uncle ChatGPT which allows humans if they have above 70 IQ to spot an AI-written article from a mile away.

- “Navigating the complexities of the tapestry of AI written articles”
- yup, that one’s chatgpt

Navigating the complexities by legoduplo82 August 1, 2024