2 definitions by leafy is queer

Gib

A bawbling domesticat'd carniv'rous mammal with soft fur, a sh'rt snout, and retractable claws. T is widely hath kept as a pet 'r f'r catching mice, and many breeds has't been did develop.

Patroclus “ aha I chuckle f'r this comical depiction of a gib with prepost'rous phrases writ on the brow and foot of its depiction!”
Mine own self: “nay thee blinking idiot, yond is no more brain than stone.”

by leafy is queer September 27, 2021

Brain myself

To “brain myself” means to “kill myself”. Typically used by edgy teens with an oxford dictionary.

Emo 1: bro my mom found my piss drawer im gonna brain myself
Emo 2: yeah me too bro my mom threw away my pony statues, lets form a suicide pact.

by leafy is queer June 19, 2019