Definitions by le alvin

Salvation Fap 

When you are horny and about to engage in a very sinful and degenerate sexual act so you just have a fap to avoid even worse sins.

After a week of nofap, I was so horny again, I was seriously considering going to Chuck's animal and tranny whorehouse again and let his gorillas run a train on me while assfucking a tranny, so I had to save my soul with a short Salvation Fap.

Salvation Fap by le alvin July 30, 2022

Brown Cross 

A noble international charity organization you can call when you feel you gotta attend the call of nature but there is no toilet anywhere in sight.
Like the red cross sends an ambulance, the brown cross sends a truck with a toilet cabin.

Oh no, this man is about to shit himself! Someone call the brown cross!

Brown Cross by le alvin May 4, 2022

send a mexican across the border 

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

send a mexican across the border by le alvin March 16, 2022

the caust 

Slang word for the Holocaust

Today in history class, we learned about the caust. Truly horrible what happened there.

the caust by le alvin March 3, 2021