i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope

broke. what you and all your friends most likely are, espec. if you do have a lil ice-cream habit.

"so u wanna go to the movies?" "i can't babe, i'm broke as a joke, 24-7 on dope"

by lauren September 01, 2003

teetotaller

a person who does not drink any alcohol

"jane is a teetotaller... how does she manage her mom?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

flying mexican airlines

the act or process of getting high by smoking marijuana

"hey dude i'd come over but neil's here and we're flying mexican airlines."

by lauren August 30, 2003

kilt

used when someone says something wrong or is tricked

Tracy: What time is it?
Susie: 9:30
Tracy: No it aint its 8:30
Tracy: O, kilt

by lauren April 03, 2005

Shantal

A Ramdom word that can describe anything that you want like Shit

Holy Shantal

by Lauren June 11, 2006

sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond is when the mouth, nipples and penis are stimulated orally nd alternately, usually when the reciepient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first experience of a sloppy diamond at the weekend...it must have been good because he came like a train.

by lauren April 21, 2005

demuted

deformed and mutated and/or dememted

omg that kid is so demuted

by Lauren October 28, 2004