lauren's definitions

Funkchedda

Bad, smells, ugly.

That girl is funkchedda

by Lauren March 13, 2003

the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first

"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"

by lauren September 1, 2003

nervous

A game played by teenagers generally where one person (usually male) touches the female in a variety of spots, getting more intimate with each new place. Each time he touches her somewhere new, he asks if she is nervous, and if she says no, he continues to move on to more intimate parts of the body until she decides she is too nervous for him to move on.

"Sally and Jack played nervous for 3 hours last night"

by Lauren April 4, 2004

onE

what hippies try to be with the earth.

"be one with the earth. hippie."

by lauren September 2, 2003

curds

what little miss muffet ate

"eating her CURDS and whey"

by lauren September 2, 2003

Goat

a "fall-back" fuckbuddy. if you're civilized, it actually refers to a human being.

Kara fell way hard for Richard, but she's totally his goat.

by Lauren February 6, 2003

pop (ones) cherry

to devirginze a girl, causing ehr hymen to break and bleed a little

"hey girl wanna go back to my place and let me pop your cherry?"

by lauren August 30, 2003