Emojirotica

A type of virtual sex act where only emojis are used. Common amongst teens and thirty-somethings who are trying to act younger.

John: 💪

Claire: 👀

John: 😈

Claire: 😍

John: 🙏

Claire: ✔

John: 🍆

Claire: 😳

John: 👉

Claire:👌

John: 👉👌

Claire:💦

John: 🔥🔥🔥

Claire:💥💥💥

John: 🚬

Claire:🚼

John: ⛔

Claire: 🙏

John: 🚪

Claire:😢

John: You are taking this emojirotica way too far.

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 20, 2018

Yahweh Three Way

Similar to a Joseph's Cuckold, the Yahweh Three Way is when the Christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth - a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. Seen as either the cornerstone of Christianity, or blatant bullshit

I was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a Yahweh Three Way, without my knowledge. Some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it's okay... at least I will be the father of a demigod

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016

Cock shy

Entering a public restroom for a quick wizz and upon seeing other men at the urinal, opting to use the stalls instead. Usually implies one has a small penis.

I really don't want to have other men laugh at my 2 inch dick, it makes me all cock shy!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016

zero or-g

An orgy in space, or to be more exact, any zero gravity area. Very common amongst visitors of the International Space Station

We flew up there on the shuttle and joined a week-long Zero or-G on the ISS. Those Russians sure know what makes an astronaut tick!

by laserswordofdeath +3 August 27, 2016