laserswordofdeath +3's definitions

Cock shy

Entering a public restroom for a quick wizz and upon seeing other men at the urinal, opting to use the stalls instead. Usually implies one has a small penis.

I really don't want to have other men laugh at my 2 inch dick, it makes me all cock shy!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

rug puncher

Someone who likes to do vaginal fisting

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Poverty Weight Loss Plan

A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result

Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

Emojirotica

A type of virtual sex act where only emojis are used. Common amongst teens and thirty-somethings who are trying to act younger.

John: 💪

Claire: 👀

John: 😈

Claire: 😍

John: 🙏

Claire: ✔

John: 🍆

Claire: 😳

John: 👉

Claire:👌

John: 👉👌

Claire:💦

John: 🔥🔥🔥

Claire:💥💥💥

John: 🚬

Claire:🚼

John: ⛔

Claire: 🙏

John: 🚪

Claire:😢

John: You are taking this emojirotica way too far.

by laserswordofdeath +3 April 20, 2018