Definitions by laserswordofdeath +3

chocolate ball teabag 

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit

Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards

chocolate ball teabag by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

fuckallrounder

A cricketing term. Implies that a certain player is chosen as both a bowler and a batsman, but is consistently performing poorly.

Jeff is supposed to be able to bat and bowl, but he ain't good at either. He is a fuckallrounder

fuckallrounder by laserswordofdeath +3 August 28, 2016

sheach 

A word describing an odd colour scheme that lays somewhere between "shit" and "peach"

I really don't know what colour to paint the new house. I think I will go for a light shade of sheach

sheach by laserswordofdeath +3 August 27, 2016

zero or-g 

An orgy in space, or to be more exact, any zero gravity area. Very common amongst visitors of the International Space Station

We flew up there on the shuttle and joined a week-long Zero or-G on the ISS. Those Russians sure know what makes an astronaut tick!

zero or-g by laserswordofdeath +3 August 27, 2016