lAUREN's definitions

gosh

a word that grandmothers and overly-churched individuals use in place of "god." also fun to use for the sarcastic value; it's equal to saying "I was such a huge fan of N*Sync. they rocked my socks."

grandma: "oh my gosh, you don't attend church every sunday for six hours?! you heathen!"
Lauren: "oh my gosh! what's wrong with me?!"
(as you picked up on, everything Lauren said was sarcastic.)

by Lauren February 5, 2003

anii

The hole on your butt (see also anus) in plural form.

The pig anii were closing in around me as each one shoved their reeking butt in my face.

by Lauren November 13, 2003

P.M.ed out

zonked on tylonol PMs

"i don't remember that plane ride at all, i was P.M.ed out"

by lauren August 30, 2003

emo trio

a nickname lovingly given to new jersey, pennsylvania, and maryland/DC after we realized how extremely difficult it was to find a single band whose music didn't have "emo" leanings. new york has started to be included, but it'll always just be "emo trio."

whatever kind of emo you're into, you'll find it in the emo trio. no, seriously.

by Lauren February 19, 2003

P.A.B.

one who pusses out on drinking with the rest of the crew ....cause they can't drink anymore....(complete bull shitza)

common usage of the word would be...."quit being such a PAB pussy ass bitchKatie & freakin' take another shot!" GOSH!

by lauren March 11, 2005

ashing

when your skin gets dry and there is a lighter layer on top (the skin ASHES off)- easily fixed by putting on lotion

"man, i need to get some Jergens- my legs are ashing like mad."

by lauren August 31, 2003

titch

1. small amount ("i'll have a titch of tea")
2. tut-tut ("titch- you didn't do your hw")

by lauren September 2, 2003