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An apparel and jewelry line that welds biker/film industry/trailer park culture into one expensive "FUCK YOU I'VE GOT MONEY" sign.Thousand dollar sunglasses...Eight grand leather jackets...Ten Grand and up shine...And of course the face-saving three hundred dollar trucker cap in case you just have to walk out of the store with something.
L.A. TOURIST:"I thought you were taking me to a hot club.This is a damn biker bar...And who are all these people wearing sunglasses at 1am?"
LOCAL:"Well the guy who just passed you was Tommy Lee.It's a CHROME HEARTS crowd.Leave the camera in your purse."
LOCAL:"Well the guy who just passed you was Tommy Lee.It's a CHROME HEARTS crowd.Leave the camera in your purse."
by L.MARTIN August 4, 2006
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A CONDITION USUALLY SUFFERED BY LEFT LEANING BLACK INTELLIGENTSIA...CHARACTERIZED BY A COMPLETE BLIND EYE TURNED TO THE SOMETIMES GENOCIDAL ILL WILL OF BLACK PEOPLE TOWARD OTHER BLACK PEOPLE(RWANDA)...OR NON-WHITE DARK SKINNED PEOPLE TOWARD PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT.(SUDAN)IN THE MIND OF THIS PERSON THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A WHITE VILLAIN TO POINT A FINGER AT.PITY.
A CONDITION USUALLY SUFFERED BY LEFT LEANING BLACK INTELLIGENTSIA...CHARACTERIZED BY A COMPLETE BLIND EYE TURNED TO THE SOMETIMES GENOCIDAL ILL WILL OF BLACK PEOPLE TOWARD OTHER BLACK PEOPLE(RWANDA)...OR NON-WHITE DARK SKINNED PEOPLE TOWARD PEOPLE OF AFRICAN DESCENT.(SUDAN)IN THE MIND OF THIS PERSON THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A WHITE VILLAIN TO POINT A FINGER AT.PITY.
"MISS 3B LAW STUDENT OVER THERE KEEPS TRYING TO BLAME HAITIS' PROBLEMS ON U.S. MEDDLING.LAST MONTH SHE WAS BLAMING IT ON U.S. INDIFFERENCE".
by L.MARTIN September 16, 2005
Get the 3B mug.BIG MONEY...HAVING AN ARROGANTLY LARGE BANK ACCOUNT.THE KIND OF WEALTH YOU COME TO AT A REASONABLY YOUNG AGE THAT LEADS YOU TO DO THINGS THAT OTHERS GOT TO MUCH LATER IN LIFE I.E.LUXURY BOXES AT THE BALLPARK...HOMES IN ASPEN...MISTRESS ACCOUNTS.
1)"HE'S RAKIN' HEFTY STAMPS AFTER CATCHING THE ENTIRE RUN-UP IN CRUDE OIL."
2)"YEAH SHE FOYNE...BUT YOU KNOW SHE CHECKIN' THAT WALLET FO' STAMPS.HI MAINTENANCE HO'."
3)SURE HE TALKS A GREAT GAME...BUT DOES HE HAVE THE STAMPS TO WRITE A CHECK?
2)"YEAH SHE FOYNE...BUT YOU KNOW SHE CHECKIN' THAT WALLET FO' STAMPS.HI MAINTENANCE HO'."
3)SURE HE TALKS A GREAT GAME...BUT DOES HE HAVE THE STAMPS TO WRITE A CHECK?
by L.MARTIN September 15, 2005
Get the Stamps mug.Roman Abramovich finds that his 377ft. yacht Pelorus is a tad cozy.In true BLINGSHEVIK fashion he orders a roomier 500footer.
by L.MARTIN June 11, 2008
Get the BLINGSHEVIK mug.The increasing number of fast food entities that share the same space...i.e. PIZZA HUT/TACO BELL...KFC/A&W...ETC.
ROAD WARRIOR:"Hey...let's pull off the freeway n' get some
quick grub at the McTACOHUT comin' up.
SIDE KICK: "Yep."
quick grub at the McTACOHUT comin' up.
SIDE KICK: "Yep."
by L.MARTIN September 26, 2005
Get the McTACOHUT mug.A White mid-30's to mid-40's female who's way into Black Men.This chik may be married or divorced.She's at least upper middle
class.She's looking at her comfortable/accomplished life and asking herself:"What have'nt I done?" The answer comes in the form of a dark,ripped personal trainer at her local gym-for starters.She wants to sample THE SOUL POLE. Brothas take note:Treat this trick just like you treat your chicken heads.That is... minimal public exposure(if any) and gut crunching MANDINGO sex.Remember-when she was 22,tight,and really really fuckable,you and your ilk were'nt even on the menu.If her daughter is street legal...turn two.SPEND.NO. MONEY!
class.She's looking at her comfortable/accomplished life and asking herself:"What have'nt I done?" The answer comes in the form of a dark,ripped personal trainer at her local gym-for starters.She wants to sample THE SOUL POLE. Brothas take note:Treat this trick just like you treat your chicken heads.That is... minimal public exposure(if any) and gut crunching MANDINGO sex.Remember-when she was 22,tight,and really really fuckable,you and your ilk were'nt even on the menu.If her daughter is street legal...turn two.SPEND.NO. MONEY!
JEANETTE THE REAL ESTATE BROKER:"I have'nt seen you in morning yoga lately...but you're looking incredibly fit."
CORINNE THE RANGE ROVER DRIVING MILF:"New cardio program."
JEANETTE HISSES TO KELLY AS CORINNE WALKS AWAY:"She's such a fucking BROTHA TROLL!
KELLY WITH ARCHED EYEBROW...SLIGHT SMILE:"Hmmm."
CORINNE THE RANGE ROVER DRIVING MILF:"New cardio program."
JEANETTE HISSES TO KELLY AS CORINNE WALKS AWAY:"She's such a fucking BROTHA TROLL!
KELLY WITH ARCHED EYEBROW...SLIGHT SMILE:"Hmmm."
by L.MARTIN September 25, 2005
Get the BROTHA TROLL mug.This isn't about skin color so much as it's about the way we discriminate in these modern times:INCOME,EDUCATION,CLASS.
It's a mindset that thinks a million dollars for a one room condo is a bargain...that paying a thousand dollars for two
30 dollar bottles of vodka and a place to sit comfortably is just a good night out...that 1500 dollar an hour pussy is somehow better than 300 dollar an hour pussy...that bidding up the price on goods and services somehow puts you a cut above everyone.
It's a mindset that thinks a million dollars for a one room condo is a bargain...that paying a thousand dollars for two
30 dollar bottles of vodka and a place to sit comfortably is just a good night out...that 1500 dollar an hour pussy is somehow better than 300 dollar an hour pussy...that bidding up the price on goods and services somehow puts you a cut above everyone.
by L.MARTIN January 15, 2006
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