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Definitions by kyle cota

Assortative mating 

Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
Assortative mating by kyle cota June 28, 2006

spreadah 

Coffee flavored Brandy is a unique blend of alcohol, sugar, and coffee usually found in Northern Maine. Half-Gallons of Allens coffee Brandy are the most bought alcohol in the state of Maine. Number two and three are Allens 1/5 and Allens Pint, respectively. Allens is usually mixed with milk to create a very healthy and satisfying treat.
Who is this cougar sleeping next to me? I've never been so spreadahd in my life!
spreadah by kyle cota June 26, 2006