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hands solo

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004
mugGet the hands solomug.

pedophobia

Actually, pedo is a derivation of latin word "paedo", while means children. Therehence, a pedopobic person has a fear of children. More correctly, this is spelled and pronounced paedo, not pedo, which is a form of transport.
AAARRGGHHH! Children! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
mugGet the pedophobiamug.

Congo

(n.) A country, separate from the democractic republic of the congo (Zaire), which despite being much smaller (Zaire is the largest country in Africa), under-populated and right next to it, is much richer.
Congo is still poor shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
mugGet the Congomug.

you what?

mainly British lower class expression used in an extremely angry tone of voice. Is said in retort to something which the speaker did not like. The best response is a calm "you heard".
I'm fucking your wife.


YOU WHAT?


You heard.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
mugGet the you what?mug.

bottomless pit

Spains' )then the worlds' richest country) economy fell into a bottomless pit at the end of the sixteenth century, from which it never fully recovered.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
mugGet the bottomless pitmug.

gratuitous sex scene

In a movie or videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of being there, in a vain attempt to make the rest of the movie or game look cooler.
The "gratuitous sex scene" in wayne's world never actually contained any sex. It just said gratuitous sex scene at the bottom and Mike Myers giving a thumbs up (her vagina)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
mugGet the gratuitous sex scenemug.

BC

"Before Christ"


All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).


However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.
Jesus would now be 2008 years old according to the bc-ad dating system
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004
mugGet the BCmug.

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