Definitions by kung-fu jesus

trial by media 

(n.) In a high-profile case, the media's implication of the guilt of a suspect can greatly affect the outcome. While not fair, this is largely unavoidable, especially when large industries are put on trial for high-school shootings, or a Catholic priest is tried for any sexual crime. Regardless of the "innocent until proven guilty" law in most countries (If not all), the free media's decision to encourage the sheep and liberals will force the decision one way or another.

Type "soham" into google to see how the british tabloids misrepresentation of the facts and one-sided approach led to a kangaroo court.

trial by media by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

nut

(n.) An edible seed

(n.) Carazed, fanatical about (suffix)

(v.) (mainly brit) To perform a quick head-butt

(n.) (Mainly Brit) Head

(v.) slang- press

(v.) seminal fluid

(n.) Testicle

A) Let's eat some nuts!

B) That guy is a gun-nut

C) I'm going to nut you if you don't tell me the answer

D) My nut is in pain

E) Nut that button on the wall for me.

F) Nut on your face

G) OW! My nuts!

nut by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

up periscope 

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.

Up periscope! down periscope! Up periscope! Down periscope!

up periscope by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

square jawed 

(adj.) Macho, manly.

He's square jawed!



What a square jawed idea!

square jawed by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

terra firma 

(n.) Firm ground. Not flooded.

It's good to get my feet on terra firma again after being at sea for three months.

terra firma by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

april fools 

The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.

*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?

april fools by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

preggers 

(adj.) Pregnant female, used mainly in the early stages of pregnancy, by moron future (dead-beat) dads. The word itself dates back to Victorian Britain.

Guess what? She's preggers!

preggers by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004