kung-fu jesus's definitions

gun down

(v.) To shoot someone with a firearm. This term came into coinage in the British tabloids in the 1960s, and world war I before that (where it was mainly military speak for a machine gunner, see b))

a) The paramilitrist said he was going to gun down a politician.

b) You don't want to go through that gap, there's a gun down in there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

is there a Mrs

Followed by ther surname of the man to whom she is speaking, a woman will say this to enquire as to whether or not the man is married. The man will typically state what kind of relationship he is in. The woman will still come onto him, but will give away that she is after him, although not directly.

"Is there a a Mrs Baker?"

"No, but I do have a girlfriend of seven years"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

dynamic IP

A randomly assigned internet protocol from a pool of IPs owned by your ISP. The IPs are all usually in the same range, and you are given the first free IP when you log on. This means that your IP will change every time you log on (although there is a chance that you could dial up an IP used before).

The benefit of this method (as opposed to static IP is not security, but rather the ISP not having to maintain an IP for every customer, thus saving money. However, this means that only a set number of customers can be online at a time. This also makes the connection slower.

AOL and its subsidiaries (compuserve etc.) use a dynamic IP system. These companies have terrible reputations.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 24, 2004

red cross

A renowned charity that actively participates in helping those affected by war and famine.

"Give to the Red Cross"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

rubix cube

Something that whenever used, the people around you gather claiming to have completed millions of times, and know all the (obvious) tricks.

You need to get the corners right!


Let me do a side, I'm good!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

lungshot

To be shot in the lung. When the bullet enters the lung it damages breathing apparatus and will eventually kill the victim, unless something else gets there first.

I am lungshot, I will die soon.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

budget deficit

When the governing body of any type of business of government has less money than is needed by a rather substantial amount.

We have a budget deficit. Oh arse biscuits.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004