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Bill: Do you think God is a woman, and if so, does she have great tits?
George: Wow Bill, that is a really dirty thought-provoking question.
George: Wow Bill, that is a really dirty thought-provoking question.
by kris takahashi January 31, 2012
Get the Dirty Thought-Provoking mug.a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.
by kris takahashi April 28, 2010
Get the chow down syndrome mug.A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.
The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."
by kris takahashi November 30, 2010
Get the The King's New Ring mug.to force democracy on another nation through military removal of their existing government. a variation of the phrase gunboat diplomacy.
by kris takahashi April 21, 2008
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by kris takahashi May 3, 2010
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by kris takahashi January 4, 2008
Get the queermonger mug.the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.
A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."
by kris takahashi April 14, 2010
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