kris kortez's definitions

ignorganize

to remain looking at a mess and thinking of where things could go in an attempt to postpone the actual labor of rectifying said mess.

Have you gotten all unpacked at your new place?

Nah, most nights I just choose to ignorganize.

by kris kortez March 3, 2011

Skunt

This is a hybrid word in reference to an obscenely obese or very large woman in where you aren't quite sure where her stomach ends and her vaginal area begins.

John was aghast at the size and sheer terror of Mary's skunt.

by kris kortez July 13, 2009