Definitions by kris ault
fart-filter
Whenever you are on the can and grab a couple sheets of toilet paper and cup it over your butthole to filter the sounds of your erupting bowel movements.
Are your walls paper thin? Afraid your roomates or your significant other with hear your compressed explosions? Then use the fart-filter method.
fart-filter by kris ault January 22, 2009
grannies home made veggie soup
Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)
grannies home made veggie soup by kris ault January 22, 2009