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The Goonicide

An event that occured back in January 2025 where a man with his cock out driving a dodge challenger pulled up to a bikini baristas and was angrily told to leave by a barista recording him. She posted the video online, which went viral, and after the dude, Nautica Malone, A.K.A. Goonlord saw this, he committed suicide, leading to the event being known as The Goonicide.
Hey Quavante, did you hear about The Goonicide?
The Goonicide by kosagui January 25, 2026

Common Dihnominator

When your dih is bigger than a ruler so you whip it out and the math teacher calls you the Common Dihnominator
Damn Trayvon, you're failing Algebra 1, but you sure are the common dihnominator
Common Dihnominator by kosagui November 24, 2025