tanorexia

a mental disorder wherein the afflicted person belives that one can never be too tanned. this manifests itself in the form of excessive sunning, use of sunbeds and solariums, and, in particularly unfortunate cases, extreme use of fake tan.
victims of tanorexia can be identified from a leathery skin texture and/or a brown or orange complexion.
as it stands there is no known cure for this terrible disease.
posh spice, all those orange girls you see appearing in early summer and old people who look like brown leather sofas are quite possible sufferers of tanorexia. tragic.
by knifewounds November 18, 2007
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breasticles

(rhymes with testicles)
breasts that, with age, have come to sag down to the groin region.
Sure Madonna looks like she's in great shape, but if she lost the boulder-holders, her breasticles would become apparent.
by knifewounds January 16, 2009
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