Definitions by klondike bar

John-Kerry 

very inconsistent with everything.

He's just a John-Kerry type of guy... never ever getting shit done.

John-Kerry by klondike bar May 9, 2006

Bavarian Papsmear 

Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.

"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life

Bavarian Papsmear by klondike bar May 9, 2006