nervous sphincter

an asshole that is producing little, meekly farts

You got a nervous sphincter there boy. C'mon, let 'er rip!

by King Shit January 19, 2003

alice in wonderland

A classic Disney animated children's movie based on a story that has references to drugs.

Alice In Wonderland is a fuckin' trippy movie, dude.

by King Shit January 19, 2003

mess

1. a confused, dirty, or offensive state
2. to make dirty or untidy

1. You made a real mess of my toilet with your diarhea!
2. If you mess up my hair again, I'm going to kill you.

by King Shit January 17, 2003

sphincter

a muscular ring that closes a bodily opening

I had to shit the runs during the whole date with that babe last night. I kept thinking "Sphincter, don't fail me now!"

by King Shit January 19, 2003

big daddy

syn. for 'generously-sized paternal figure'

Stroke my penis, Big Daddy.

by King Shit January 19, 2003

fudge pack

to have anal intercourse; compacting the feces in the intestines by means of the male genitals during anal sex

I wanna fudge-pack you, Bitch!

by King Shit January 19, 2003

itchy asshole

An anus that has an uneasy irritating sensation

He who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky finger.

by King Shit February 27, 2003