king kong ninja's definitions

hater consolations

comfort taken in finding shortcomings in people who are succesful in some other aspect.

sure stephen hawkings understands the elegance and beauty of this universe, but i'm the one who gets to walk down the beach.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

muppet fuck

sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.

we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

ketsu tataku

slap ass! an exclamation of joy or pleasant surprise, often used to signal an attractive member of the opposite sex passing. a japanese loan word literally translated to ass slapping.

Did you see the girl in line at the bank? ketsu tataku eh?

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

red army

a euphimism for the menstrual period of a woman. similar in that it leaves destruction in its wake and can make those opposed to it feel like they have a cachet of nuclear weapons pointed at them at all times.

no i've been pretty nice to her this weekend. the red army's on the march and i don't want to stir up any wrath.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

dead babies

ill luck, mishaps, bad circumstances.

after the boat started taking in water, they knew it was all dead babies from here on out.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004