jacob

the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7

Jessi: Jacob lets try anal!
Jacob: *pulls out cross*

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2:30itus

When someone texts someone confessing feelings they don't really have late at night

Girl: I love you
*next day*
Girl: Jk lmao it was 2:30itus

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a girl who overreacts to everything, and whenever she's around stuff gets wrecked. she also can be very annoying and bitchy

girl: i hate you so much!
guy: stop being such a tornado bitch

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a person who does NOT know what sarcasm means

"yea im totally gonna kiss every guy here"
"what, why you whore!"
"Hanah it's sarcasm"

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