Definitions by kevin champion
Argyll Ski Slope
an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
Argyll Ski Slope by kevin champion November 22, 2024
Porter Corkscrew
The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio
Porter Corkscrew by kevin champion November 22, 2024
Dakota Roundabout
When you spin in a circle as you ejaculate while being surrounded by a group of people. Not to be confused with a Hawaiian Helicopter. This move was created by Michael Cera on the set of superbad.
Dakota Roundabout by kevin champion November 22, 2024