Cutie-pie

A very attractive female that exhibits great beauty and sexiness while maintaining cute lovable charm
by Kevin April 23, 2004
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jungle grundle

This is a condition similar to swamp ass; however, it refers more specifically to profusely sweating balls and taint rather than a sweaty ass crack. Also, the term swamp ass can easily be misconstrued to mean that you have crapped or sharted your pants.

Also, since the term grundle sounds so much like the character Grendel from the epic poem Beowulf, it makes the condition seem all the more beastly and woeful.

This term should probably only be applied to males.
After Denard and I moved my bed, dresser, entertainment center and lots of other stuff to my new third-floor apartment in 90 degree heat, we both had some pungent jungle grundle.

After playing basketball for two hours in the summer heat, my shorts and boxers were soaked, and I had some seriously smelly and wet jungle grundle.
by Kevin August 11, 2006
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fagnut

a huge faggot who likes anal plugs in him and thinks about giving bj's all day, the act of busting a nut while playing with other men.
OMG tod is such a fagnut, he was playing football and busted a nut!
by kevin April 22, 2005
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lmbo

Laughing my butt off. A less dramatic version of LMAO.
I fell off the cliff and died.
LMBO!
by Kevin January 19, 2005
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teenick

Nickelodeon's pathetic attempt to appeal to the Teenage audience. However, with such disney-esque shows as "Zoey 101", "Ned's Declassified", "Romeo!", among others, no teenager with a freaking brain would want to tolerate that crap.

They try to make it appealing with MTV-style introductions, and with "celebrity" guests who play stupid games, however, these attempts only drive away potential viewers.
12-year-old who thinks he's cool: OMG!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR ZOEY TO COME ON!!!!!!

Normal teenager: Stfu.
by Kevin April 17, 2005
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hit

A hitman; a contract killer.
One who is paid large amounts of money to kill a certain individual.
Kevin hated Colin, so he paid $500 for a hit to kill him.
by Kevin June 02, 2004
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donkey dick

What Barb Desessa and Jean Strippoli and any other bitch teacher that teaches at St. Angelas has.
Holy Fuck, Susan has a donkey dick down to her damn ankles!
by kevin April 12, 2005
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