kevin's definitions

Basket of Fruit

When you stick your dick n balls between your legs and your balls slip back through and create a basket like region

When looking in the mirror i made a basket of fruit

by Kevin January 29, 2005

pissing with the seat down

To mistakenly commit a foolish act under the influence of alcohol, which you will have to sort out afterwards.

"I'm sorry sweetheart, I shouldn't have slept with your sister, but I was drunk. I guess I really pissed with the seat down."

by Kevin August 5, 2003

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004

chotch

The word chotch may be used to describe someone who has a cheesy or chotchy mustashe.

That guy is such a chotch with that shitty mustashe.

by Kevin November 18, 2004

Red Bar

a red mark shaped in the likes of the male penis that take form after the female species is slapped by the male species large genital

This girl wanted to look at my penis and when she got close enough I gave her a Red Bar.

by Kevin November 10, 2003

INDIZZLE

indeed

Are you going to the game tonight? INDIZZLE shawty

by Kevin October 10, 2003

awesomecraft

A better name for the awesome PC game Starcraft. Thus the name "Awesomecraft"

"Man, I wish I was home playing Awesomecraft"

by Kevin November 13, 2004