Definitions by kenny
bun the z man
The act of generally pissing off the mighty z man. This is usually completed using egg related products or bodily fluids. Stimulus of a bun of the z man normally originates from the z man talking about her maccies shifts or exceptional circumstances.
Z man: "I've got work all day on Sunday"
*Wichmann pisses on Z mans door*
Everyone but z: "HAHAHAHAHA BUN THE Z MAN"
*Wichmann pisses on Z mans door*
Everyone but z: "HAHAHAHAHA BUN THE Z MAN"
bun the z man by kenny December 19, 2017
Coolidge effect
Basically the principal that men are more sexually attracted and aroused to new females after a certain amount of time. The term comes from an old joke according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were at a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.
"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."
Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"
"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."
"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"
Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.
"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.
"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."
The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.
"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."
Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"
"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."
"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"
Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the roosters - and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.
"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.
"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."
The Coolidge comes into effect in the porno industry, where 'Fluffers' are used to get male porn stars erect before a scene, if they've been with the main actress so long.
"I mean, I love her and all... But i'm just SO greedy. Sometimes, I hate the Coolidge Effect. Luckily she's bisexual."
Coolidge effect by Kenny July 30, 2008
The Worse Movies Of All Time
Terminator 3, Matrix Revolutions, Robocop 3, Beverly Hills Cop 3, Halloween 3 . . . and many more, can you think of some?
The Worse Movies Of All Time by Kenny June 11, 2006