41 definitions by kempo

chasm

The process of smoking cannabis. Also known as a joint, spliff, bifter, zute and doobie.

Joe: What you doing after lunch?
Kane: Nothing man.
Joe: Wanna come for a chasm?

by kempo May 10, 2006

lezer

Slang for a girl that is a lezbian.

i swear that girl over there is a lezer!

by kempo September 16, 2006

penny bashing

When two people are at opposite ends of a table, width wise, and they take turns (3 each in alternating turns) to knock a penny (Either a 1p or 2p) to the end of the table over the side. When the penny is over the edge of the table the person flicks it up, catches it, spins it on the table, catches it between their fingers, the other person makes a goal, then the person with the penny between their fingers flicks it into the goal. This can go on for however long as you like, or to a certain amount of goals. Usually done during school.

Yo, let's play some penny bashing!

by kempo May 10, 2006

PES out

To "PES out" is to partake in a session of the videogame Pro Evolution Soccer.

yo, i'm off now, gonna PES out

time to PES out

i'll be back later, PESing out.

by kempo August 3, 2006

cum brace

This is when you cum on a girls teeth and it completely covers their teeth without entering their mouth. best applied with a spoon.

1a) can i give you a cum brace girl?
1b) yea sure, just dont get it in my mouth!

by kempo September 22, 2006

raw stylee

A description phrase used when talking about sex. Check the examples A & B for more.

The raw can be dragged out for more effect, see example C.

Example A:
Person A: I'd fuck that girl raw stylee.

Example B:
Person A: Ah that girl is fresh.
Person B: Yeah, she'd get it raw stylee.

Example C:
Person A: I'd love to fuck her raaaaaaaaaaaaaw stylee.

by kempo July 30, 2006

chaself

A different way of saying the phrase "yourself?". Used in a conversational manner, as a reply.

Person A: How ya doing?
Person B: I'm good thanks, chaself?

by kempo August 15, 2006