keith's definitions

anarchy

a naeve political movement in wich there are no laws and no government.

Anyone who has seen a traffic light that's out can see that anarchy just won't work.

by Keith February 4, 2005

itchied

the past tense of itch

bumblebee: it was caused i itchied

by keith June 13, 2004

Sampara

a badge-clad fool who latches onto anything remotely successful . Tends to congregate around like-minded individuals , usually Norwegians.

that old hag who follows Tim Henman every year on Centre Court with the jester's hat and Union Jack bloomers is a right Sampara .

by Keith November 10, 2003

Hudson Falls

the biggest dirtbag town in the United States

I went to Hudson Falls as a religious virgin and came out as a dirty ho.

by keith January 17, 2004

ClintEastwoodBradfield

to be of the opinion that BenA is a complete and utter cock, one that thinks of BenA as a twat.

"Whats your opinion of BenA?"
"Oh I'm a bit CEB about him"
"me too"

by Keith December 2, 2003

Danza Slap

Whip our your cock and lash her across her face

I won a trip on the set of Who's the Boss. I asked Tony Danza for his autograph and almost instantaneously I felt a hot sweaty lighthouse whip across my face. I assume this was a Danza Slap

by Keith June 19, 2004

Social Butterfly

It's a word/title that is usually used to describe someone that is popular. Often times those people are friendly or pretty, but it is not always the case. It is not always used to describe popularity alone, it could also be describing someone who is friendly to strangers. Typically a word used to describe females.

Kerry is definitely a social butterfly. She's got friends everywhere.

by Keith April 7, 2004