karl hungus's definitions

Step Two

As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.

Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.

by Karl Hungus March 8, 2023

Dick Lean

Giving another person or sometimes and inanimate object an extra intimate hug. And when you do, you straddle the target area with one or more leg so that your dick region, or where a pen15 object may grow or where one used to grow, or where you want to grow one, physically rubs up against your significant item. It is literally the opposite of a one arm- ass-out hug, and it is also meant to be the exact opposite. You want your sausage in their pocket, and you want them to know it is there, and you care.

I hadn't seen Stu in years, and I missed him. So, I went in for a loving dick lean. And to my surprise and joy, he dick leaned me back! We just stood their and leaned in some more.

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

Self-Service

To accidentally or intentionally serve ones self.

-i'll just throw a grenade at this noob.... oh shit I dropped it shi--- DEAD

by karl hungus February 9, 2005

strawberry sundae

a strawberry sundae is when you you cum on a girl's face, punch her in the nose, causing it to bleed, and then rub the whole red and white mix together creating a strawberry sundae of sorts.

***the previous definition for this word is more closely related to a houdini: ***

so i was fucking this fat bitch, and she just wouldn't shut up so i gave her a strawberry sundae, fat chicks like those right?

by karl hungus February 7, 2005

Moistache

Typically, a man's mustache grown to the point that it is panty dropper to say the least. It is as thick as it is long, and as full and lustrous as one could possibly dream of. It is a walking advertisement for mustache rides. Which only make it grow even more thicker.

Those hipsters are really trying to grow mustaches, but Thomas Magnum has a true moistache. You can tell by the way that it is. Sploosh!

by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

Stirring Paint

Taking a nice hard stab with a flesh machete into 200 lbs of healthy guts and going around the world with it. Repeatedly. Sometimes at work. Mostly because it’s convenient. We call it stirring paint because of the sound, mostly. And because it’s typically messy, especially when you pull the stirrer out.

I heard it again. They’re stirring paint in the mop closet. Again. Shameless. I wonder if it was Sherman Williams, or the cheap Sears shit.

by Karl Hungus February 10, 2024

Bowelgebra

The act of shitting.

Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom and do some problems in bowelgebra.

by Karl Hungus January 12, 2004