dick picker

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.

"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"

by kagus christ October 30, 2003

dissipated

behaviorally, cognitively, and emotionally incapacitated due to excessive drug use.

friend 1: "i think you over-beveraged."
friend 2: "i am a dissipated gentleman."

by kagus christ October 30, 2003