beatness

the state or quality of being lamentable, disfavorable, unfortunate.
"that fucking dog pissed on my tacos. beatness!"
by kagus christ October 30, 2003
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huffing on my piece

1. to sexually aggress upon; literally -to breathe heavily on one's penis

2. to assert oneself with unnecessary or inexplicable tenacity, esp. when less aggressive means are readily available

see also: riding my jock
a. "bro, you should try to hit that. she's been huffing on your piece all night."

b. "muthafucka please! joseph's been huffing on my piece to get this project done by 5. i think i'm gonna go get hammered instead."
by kagus christ March 03, 2005
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