Definitions by jwgrooves

dicknob 

Someone who is so annoying that to call them only one penis-based-insult just isn't enough.

A compound insult that should be reserved for truly special individuals.

A bit like twatcunt.

Peter: I say! That man's pissing in our front garden.

Susan: What a dicknob! Fetch the musket.

dicknob by jwgrooves October 11, 2010

deleterious 

adjective

1 - having a harmful effect, eg to health

2 - the panicky paranoid state of mind which inspires one to go through old emails, texts, etc, deleting anything which may be vaguely incriminating

I found my girlfriend going through my phone, but it's ok cos I got a bit deleterious last week and wiped those drunk text messages to my ex from my outbox

deleterious by jwgrooves September 5, 2010

preemptive gay strike 

The practise, usually employed by sexually insecure males around men they suspect may be homosexual, of firmly establishing their heterosexuality even before it was called into question.

Dale: Nice hat, John.

John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.

Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.

John: Hmph.

preemptive gay strike by jwgrooves August 17, 2010

utopiary 

The bliss of a well-kept lady-garden.

She's so neat and tidy, so serene; this utopiary is the ideal of a perfect pudenda. I want to live here forever.

utopiary by jwgrooves July 9, 2010