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The practise, usually employed by sexually insecure males around men they suspect may be homosexual, of firmly establishing their heterosexuality even before it was called into question.
Dale: Nice hat, John.
John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.
Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.
John: Hmph.
John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.
Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.
John: Hmph.
by jwgrooves August 17, 2010
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Waiter: What do you expect in a Travelodge? Bloody gastrognome. *spits on desert*
Waiter: What do you expect in a Travelodge? Bloody gastrognome. *spits on desert*
by jwgrooves March 20, 2011
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Pint / shot / riot
Kiss / lips
Shag / rich
Sips / piss
Cock / anal
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Pint / shot / riot
Kiss / lips
Shag / rich
Sips / piss
Cock / anal
Dual / fuck
Oh no! I meant to send my boyfriend a text saying I wanted to suck his cock tonight.
Don't worry, it's just a textonym. Besides, I heard he's into that sort of thing.
Don't worry, it's just a textonym. Besides, I heard he's into that sort of thing.
by jwgrooves June 29, 2011
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She's so neat and tidy, so serene; this utopiary is the ideal of a perfect pudenda. I want to live here forever.
by jwgrooves July 9, 2010
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