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Self-empowerment 

A cultural value indicative of 21st Century societies, especially amongst First World societies.

Self-empowerment promotes the individual's pleasures and comforts as the ultimate goal to life or 'key' to happiness, encouraging behavior that satisfies one's ego and bodily pleasures.

Ironically, in the long-term, this mentality is counterintuitive, as it creates a society of narcissism, self-indulgence and self-glorification.
Emily: "Why do you keep posting pics of yourself topless?"
James: "Self-empowerment"

Millions will perish 

A phrase used as a hyperbole to emphasize and exaggerate the devastation a particular decision might lead to.
Emma: "I can't wait for my birthday party this weekend! It's gonna be Taylor Swift themed!"
Jonathan: "...millions will perish."

Brad: "I think I wanna get a toilet bowl tattooed on my wrist'"
Jonathan: "Millions will perish."

gumamint 

A bastardized pronunciation of "government". Popular amongst less literate populations.
"I work for the gumamint"
gumamint by just like honey May 3, 2021

Fartlighting 

A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.
Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."
Fartlighting by just like honey January 8, 2021

Bring your eyebrows down 

Phrase used when someone is creating an unnecessary fuss over something trivial.

Emphasizes the eyebrows' fully arched position when exaggerating their outrage
Shelly: "My bill was overcharged $8.45! I need to be compensated for my pain and suffering or I will ask to see your manager!"

Emily: "Ok but I need you to bring your eyebrows down."

Rubbish gay 

A type of person within the gay community who fulfills all the gay stereotypes and is a living embodiment of that stereotype.

A Rubbish Gay usually displays an affinity for one or more of the following: frivolous drama, traditionally 'feminine' behavior, overspending, overly saccharine pop music and party lifestyles.

The Rubbish Gay often centres his life around "seeing and being seen" and less on his career or other more substantial goals.
Sam: "Tom was talking shit about you the whole time at the Naomi Smalls show."

Colton: "Girl he ain't nothing but a stunt queen and a total rubbish gay"
Rubbish gay by just like honey July 26, 2020

Hoe Hours 

A window of time during the day during which it is safest to be a hoe. This is usually 12:00 am - 2:00 am, given the sneaky nature of the action.

During these hours, hoe activity reaches peak traffic. This is the best time to request a hoe.
"It's gonna be hoe hour soon. I better pack an extra pair of undies."

"One day he says he wants to be my boyfriend, the next day he's calling me in the hoe hours of the morning."
Hoe Hours by just like honey February 16, 2020