Definitions by judas iscariot
Jordan
(n.) 1. a quality attributed to jews who happen to be particularly attractive and smart
2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing
2. something associated with blatant agenda pushing
Pat: I must say, that jewish boy certainly has semitic-good looks. If I wasn't so confused about my sexuality, I would swear he was Jordan.
Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan.
Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.
Steve: Did you see Helen write the URL of her website everywhere, never has there been such a shameful Jordan.
Colleen: yes, the only Christian thing to do is to give her a scarlet letter and force an elfish toddler on her as punishment for her sins.
Jordan by judas iscariot July 21, 2008
bob denver
(n.) 1. famous actor (Gilligan's Island)
2. term used to describe a sexual situation that has become extremely awkward in a relatively short amount of time
2. term used to describe a sexual situation that has become extremely awkward in a relatively short amount of time
Last night my girl friend was over and as we were having sex, I suggested we watch Gilligan's Island so we could enjoy Bob Denver's charming antics, and things got Bob Denver really damn fast.
bob denver by judas iscariot June 6, 2005