by Jsandizzle October 25, 2008
Girl 1: The guy I went on a date with was teh sexx0rz
Girl 2: Where didja meet him?
Girl 1: On the intertronz.
Girl 2: Where didja meet him?
Girl 1: On the intertronz.
by Jsandizzle March 31, 2009
When a female expels a loose watery bowel movement while passing gas and the force of the wind propels it into her vagina.
Krissy- "I was home all alone and I farted. Then I realized something didn't feel right."
Jane- "Why? What was wrong?"
Krissy- "I went to the bathroom, wiped, and my vajay was covered in shit."
Jane- "Ew, dude. You vajomitted all over yourself."
Jane- "Why? What was wrong?"
Krissy- "I went to the bathroom, wiped, and my vajay was covered in shit."
Jane- "Ew, dude. You vajomitted all over yourself."
by jsandizzle June 04, 2011