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When a female expels a loose watery bowel movement while passing gas and the force of the wind propels it into her vagina.
Krissy- "I was home all alone and I farted. Then I realized something didn't feel right."

Jane- "Why? What was wrong?"

Krissy- "I went to the bathroom, wiped, and my vajay was covered in shit."

Jane- "Ew, dude. You vajomitted all over yourself."
by jsandizzle June 04, 2011
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