Vajomit

When a female expels a loose watery bowel movement while passing gas and the force of the wind propels it into her vagina.

Krissy- "I was home all alone and I farted. Then I realized something didn't feel right."

Jane- "Why? What was wrong?"

Krissy- "I went to the bathroom, wiped, and my vajay was covered in shit."

Jane- "Ew, dude. You vajomitted all over yourself."

by jsandizzle November 21, 2011

Vagomiter

A serial vagina-vomiter; someone who repeatedly vomits in vaginas..

Eric was the biggest vagomiter in the neighborhood, and all the ladies knew to stay away from his house; fuckin' Eric.

by Synnamon March 27, 2015

vagomit

v., the art of vaginal vomiting

n. Jersey

That girl smelled so bad while I was down there, I had to vagomit!

by wildriles416 June 16, 2010

vajority

The majority of women.

The vajority will vote for Hillary in 2008.

by atree September 7, 2008

vagomit

to vomit inside the vagina while giving oral sex because the vagina has a disturbing smell ie. Fish, dirty Mexican.....

dude 1: I vagomit in Maury last night
dude 2: dude that's awesome,was her snatch that bad?
dude 1: it was like eating at a long john silvers in Mexico!

by Dickie B January 11, 2009

vajomiting

The act of vomiting while also urinating on yourself, usually while pregnant.

Malinda's friend, Heather, walked in to find her vajomiting while she lay on the bathroom floor.

by VintageCatEyes January 3, 2014

Vajority

The VAginal maJORITY. The majority of women. The majority of dikes, crazy soccer moms, and other men haters.

Guy 1: "I posted an awful comment on the internet and now the vajority wont leave me alone!

Guy 2: "Get a sex change."

by Rim Jobs May 29, 2008