Vajomit

When a female expels a loose watery bowel movement while passing gas and the force of the wind propels it into her vagina.

Krissy- "I was home all alone and I farted. Then I realized something didn't feel right."

Jane- "Why? What was wrong?"

Krissy- "I went to the bathroom, wiped, and my vajay was covered in shit."

Jane- "Ew, dude. You vajomitted all over yourself."

by jsandizzle November 21, 2011

vajomiting

The act of vomiting while also urinating on yourself, usually while pregnant.

Malinda's friend, Heather, walked in to find her vajomiting while she lay on the bathroom floor.

by VintageCatEyes January 03, 2014