josjr's definitions

labtyd

Acronym for 'Life's A Bitch, Then You Die'. Pronounced LAB-TIE-DEE. A flippant way to tell someone "That's too bad."

Worker: How come I always get the hard assingments and you get the easy ones?

Co-Worker: Labtyd

by josjr January 27, 2009

porcelain time

The time spent in a restroom using the toilet.

"Where's Bob?"

"He's been in the bathroom for the last twenty minutes."

"Whoa, that's a lot of porcelain time!"

by josjr December 28, 2009

domestic porn

Magazines or shows that feature cooking, home decorating, or other issues of interest to women (usually yuppies), who get addicted to it the same way men do to porn.

My wife's domestic porn habit is getting out of hand, she spends all day watching the Food Network while thumbing through Martha Stewart Living magazines.

by josjr December 14, 2008

Manualsexual

A person who likes to masturbate.

Joe isn't gay or straight, he's a manualsexual.

by josjr March 14, 2007

sofa surfing

Living or traveling rent free by sleeping on the sofa of friends or relatives.

I saved a bunch of money by sofa surfing my vacation across the country.

by josjr May 31, 2007

carbon dickprint

The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"

1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.

2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.

by josjr March 29, 2010

gladhand

1. The part of an air brake system used to hook the truck to the trailer.

2. The hand a wanker uses.

Trucker Bob connected the gladhands to the trailer, then used his gladhand to yank his crank.

by josjr July 30, 2007