Definitions by josjr
carbon dickprint
The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"
1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.
2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.
2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.
carbon dickprint by josjr March 29, 2010
domestic porn
Magazines or shows that feature cooking, home decorating, or other issues of interest to women (usually yuppies), who get addicted to it the same way men do to porn.
My wife's domestic porn habit is getting out of hand, she spends all day watching the Food Network while thumbing through Martha Stewart Living magazines.
domestic porn by josjr December 14, 2008
gue
Acronym for 'Go Ugly Early'. A getting laid technique for men. Rather than spend an inordinate amount of time and money on a beautiful, or good-looking woman, in a bar, to Gue would be to pick out the ugliest woman and woo her early before all the guys who got shot down on better looking women come after her.