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Zelmima

When a normal “sorry” just doesn’t cut it, you drop a ZELMIMA — short for Zero Excuses, Let Me In My Apologies. It’s the ultimate code word for “I know I messed up and I’m owning it.” Used when you’re too embarrassed to say “I’m really sorry” outright.
EST 2025

A: “You forgot my birthday again 💀”
B: “ZELMIMA 😭

by joshua-carter October 10, 2025

GHQ

When someone drops a take and you wanna know what they really think, you hit them with GHQ — short for “Gettin’ Honest, Quick.” It’s like saying “What do you think about that?” but way faster and with more attitude.

Hey bro, GHQ?
Or

A: “I told her I might just move to Spain next year 👀”
B: “GHQ?”

by joshua-carter October 10, 2025