Crit

To have relations with a friends girlfriend.

"Hey man, lemmie crit yo shit"

by Josh April 09, 2004

straight edge

person who is against any substance that gets in the way or seperates them from what they love.

the ramones use to do drugs, but went straight-edge because drug use was tearing the band apart.

by josh December 22, 2003

the hennrich

A penis that has the girth of a Moen faucet and the length of a cats tail.

Whoaaaa, did you see that Gardner snake? Dude, that was Phil's Hennrich.

by Josh March 10, 2004

Genocide

The Killing Of One Specfic Race, Culture, or Nationality

Hitla Killing The Jews

by Josh February 28, 2004

Unibrow

Unsightly growth extension of the eyebrow, forming what appears to be a single eyebrow which extends beyond the normal eyebrow range. Used in conjunction with Liphair (see description) by male members of Middle-eastern countries to determine whether a female of same origin is of consentual age.

Akbar, my good friend..Look at the unibrow and liphair on that fine Afghani woman. Indeed she is the most beautiful hairy mass I have laid my eyes upon.

by Josh January 03, 2004

penisian

a gay man.

Willie Weenis is a penisian!

by Josh February 12, 2004

poonanist

A poet who enjoys writing about the odd breed of ass and pussy smelling people

"When I grow up I want to be a lawyer"
"I want to be a judge"
"I want to be a Poonanist.Bitch!"

by josh February 08, 2003