shark

often used in pool or billiards to describe a hustler or very talented player.

There are pool sharks in many Paul Newman movies.

by Jonathan February 18, 2004

hover craft

big ass car

ie: a cadilac sevile

yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.

by Jonathan May 03, 2004

ass naked

Being entirely without clothes and completely in the nude.

"I have to go take a shower. Wanna see me ass naked?"
-Garry

by Jonathan March 06, 2005

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan March 17, 2005

clean head

A circumcised male.

Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops.

by Jonathan January 21, 2004

fouf

foufoune shortened into fouf, a slang french word for pussy

je lui lecherais bien la fouf

by jonathan April 25, 2005

Esquire

a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.

My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.

by Jonathan January 17, 2005