by jonathan November 10, 2003

The 'T-virus', which stands for 'Tyrant-virus', is an RNA virus developed by the international pharmaceutical company Umbrella. It was created for use in the development of 'Human biological weapons', better known as zombies. By using it to mutate a victim's genes while also adding the DNA of an amphibian, the 'Fighting biological weapon', known as the Hunter, was also created. An even deadlier 'Fighting biological weapon', called the Tyrant, can be made by injecting the 'T-virus' into a perfectly compatible host.
Roughly 90% of the world's human population can be infected by the virus and turn to zombies, while those who escape infection could be killed by the infected. Roughly 1 in 10 million people will become a Tyrant when infected.
All lifeforms, ranging from primitive insects to mammals, can be infected by the 'T-virus'.
Roughly 90% of the world's human population can be infected by the virus and turn to zombies, while those who escape infection could be killed by the infected. Roughly 1 in 10 million people will become a Tyrant when infected.
All lifeforms, ranging from primitive insects to mammals, can be infected by the 'T-virus'.
by Jonathan December 26, 2003

Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.
The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.
by Jonathan October 04, 2004

Colombian-American rapper from Lil' Havana (predominatly hispaic neighborhood in south eastern Miami, FL) who was raised on welfare.
by jonathan March 10, 2003

A circumcised male.
Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops.
by Jonathan January 20, 2004

Tricia McMillan. Popular female character in the Hitchhiker's guide series. Mother to Arthur Dent's child, Random.
by Jonathan July 21, 2008

a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.
Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.
Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.
by Jonathan January 17, 2005
