ait

sound you make if you are happy

ait! Thats funny!

by Jonathan December 10, 2003

keyla

The most beautiful girl in the whole fucking world

Look taht girl damn she`s hot

of course dog is Keyla

by Jonathan March 20, 2004

Esquire

a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.

My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.

by Jonathan January 17, 2005

sklededebra

A pointless exclamation that can be used at any point in any sentence.

Sklededebra those green beans were good!
-Jonathan

by Jonathan March 09, 2005

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan March 17, 2005

burger shot

A punch to the cooter.
Smashing the vagina with your fist.

She wouldn't put out so I gave her a burger shot.

by Jonathan December 05, 2004

Tindy

A grab on the rear of a snowboard. . . not quite the tail, not quite an indy, but all gay

Hey ian I tindied your mom last night

by Jonathan January 07, 2005