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Vaggot

A maggot that is eating the decayed remains of a female human vagina.
a.She had a yeast infection so bad, you could have sword there were vaggots eating that shit.
b. As I walked into the room I could only smell the cold stale stench of vaggot ridden vagina
by Jonathan December 13, 2004
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I'm real

Maintaing, or the appearance of maintaining one's sense of self and identity in this age of culture commodification and tasteless pop fads that change faster than a traffic light on speed.
Man, I'm not gonna try to look like those Abercrombie fools, I'm real.
by Jonathan October 2, 2003
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Hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)

Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers
The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.
by Jonathan July 20, 2008
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tsé

Word used by quebeckers, compressed form of "tu sais".
Tsé le gars là...
Tsé le film qu'on est allé voir là...
by Jonathan January 28, 2004
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ass naked

Being entirely without clothes and completely in the nude.
"I have to go take a shower. Wanna see me ass naked?"
-Garry
by Jonathan March 6, 2005
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Shoot dang yeah

This term was created by Dr.Singer who in moving from the east coast to the midwest was rather interested by the hillbillies which inhabited the local area, and therefore created this amusing slang term.
Woman: "Have you been to Doctor Singer's Yoga class?"

Man: "Shoot dang yeah!"
by Jonathan February 28, 2005
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Lay A Fungi

"Ewwwwww! Capie, you 'layed a fungi', didn't you?"
by Jonathan December 1, 2003
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