jon himself's definitions

assmuffin

dry pieces of shit that accumulate on or around your sheets, comforter, or even boxer briefs

damn, I need to start wiping better, I had ass muffins all over the place!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

ace of spadez

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal

Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

jizz drizzle

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.

Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

whorebagger

see nor-cal

damn, lisa's acting like a whorebagger today

by Jon Himself June 2, 2003

ball cleavage

Normally displayed when a Male is wearing short- shorts, devoid of underwear, and his genitalia proceeds to sneak through the leg holes

I was out doing some yardwork, it was hotter than hell, my ball cleavage was definitely showing

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

homoriffic

An act that is overflowing with homosexual and or retarded overtones

Dude, he's listening to Def Lepard, how homoriffic is that?

by Jon Himself July 31, 2003

dickled

the act of copulating with a male, getting the business, taking the high hard one, fornicating

dude, tash is getting dickled by every guy in the 815 area code, how ghey

by Jon Himself September 11, 2003