jon himself's definitions

flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

whorebagger

see nor-cal

damn, lisa's acting like a whorebagger today

by Jon Himself June 2, 2003

ball cleavage

Normally displayed when a Male is wearing short- shorts, devoid of underwear, and his genitalia proceeds to sneak through the leg holes

I was out doing some yardwork, it was hotter than hell, my ball cleavage was definitely showing

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

dickled

the act of copulating with a male, getting the business, taking the high hard one, fornicating

dude, tash is getting dickled by every guy in the 815 area code, how ghey

by Jon Himself September 11, 2003

wacketh

When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation

brb dude, I gotta wacketh it

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

biggy up

Total respect and propers

Biggy up to my 2 guests, Posh and Becks!!!! aight. *respect*

by Jon Himself March 28, 2003

homoriffic

An act that is overflowing with homosexual and or retarded overtones

Dude, he's listening to Def Lepard, how homoriffic is that?

by Jon Himself July 31, 2003