jon himself's definitions

pumpkinfuck

a big load of fucking shit

I'm stuck working overtime, all in all, its a big pumpkinfuck

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

shit giblets

small turds that come out leaving you unsatisfied in the wiping process

Yo, look at the shit giblets I left in your mommas bathroom

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

ace of spadez

Having something very important in your back pocket, or at your disposal

Yeah, keep talking shit, I got the ace of spadez, im getting ready to throw down

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

jizz drizzle

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.

Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

balloonfoot

Nickname President George W Bush has given to Colin Powell.

Tell Balloonfoot not to give me any more crappy intelligence about Iraq

by Jon Himself January 14, 2005

fat mans charm

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.

(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

ball cleavage

Normally displayed when a Male is wearing short- shorts, devoid of underwear, and his genitalia proceeds to sneak through the leg holes

I was out doing some yardwork, it was hotter than hell, my ball cleavage was definitely showing

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003