flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.
I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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wacketh

When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation
brb dude, I gotta wacketh it
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
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pube teeth

getting a chicks pubes stuck in your teeth and mouth, and not realizing it till much later.
Yeah Baby, when I was leaving your house, I was talking to your mom, and I totally noticed I had pube teeth, how embarassing!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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biggy up

Biggy up to my 2 guests, Posh and Becks!!!! aight. *respect*
by Jon Himself March 28, 2003
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jizz drizzle

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.
Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
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balloonfoot

Nickname President George W Bush has given to Colin Powell.
Tell Balloonfoot not to give me any more crappy intelligence about Iraq
by Jon Himself January 14, 2005
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rawketh

Something that has the ability and talent to rock more than Lemmy from motorhead on Speed.
You see that chick over there with the dirty pillows? One night I banged her, it was so great, rawketh!
by Jon Himself March 28, 2003
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