Definitions by jon himself

wacketh 

When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation

brb dude, I gotta wacketh it

wacketh by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

gaybee 

Something of homosexual tendencies, or a hetero person known to display some homosexual tendencies

You gaybee, stop staring at my dads ball cleavage

gaybee by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

ball cleavage 

Normally displayed when a Male is wearing short- shorts, devoid of underwear, and his genitalia proceeds to sneak through the leg holes

I was out doing some yardwork, it was hotter than hell, my ball cleavage was definitely showing

ball cleavage by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

shit giblets 

small turds that come out leaving you unsatisfied in the wiping process

Yo, look at the shit giblets I left in your mommas bathroom

shit giblets by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

yobags 

A Hip Hop wigger term to express acknowledgement to another

"Yobags whats the damage, we gonna finger your cousin tonight? aight, *respect*

yobags by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

dirty mudflaps 

A righteous ba donka donk butt, the kind you'd just wanna stink your face in between and go BRRRRRRZANG

yobags, did you check the dirty mudflaps on that one?

dirty mudflaps by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

fat mans charm 

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.

(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.

fat mans charm by Jon Himself March 13, 2003