jon himself's definitions

bonez0r

To Lay a righteous fuckin on some chick,

Man when you were passed out from the whippets we were doing, I totally bonez0r'd your sister. Hoooooo ya damn right!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

fuckass shit

a major loser

Damn Mark is being a real fuckass shit, after I boned his sister.

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

rawketh

Something that has the ability and talent to rock more than Lemmy from motorhead on Speed.

You see that chick over there with the dirty pillows? One night I banged her, it was so great, rawketh!

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

cuntsack

a dirty dirty slag

you cuntsack, did you eat my last microwave burrito?

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

boobins

Mammary glands that are quite satisfactory

I was out with this bizzniotch, and I bought her some Mcdonalds, while in my car, we went at it, and I was all over the Boobins and Poontown, before I even kissed her. *respect*

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

wacketh

When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation

brb dude, I gotta wacketh it

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003