jon himself's definitions

ball cleavage

Normally displayed when a Male is wearing short- shorts, devoid of underwear, and his genitalia proceeds to sneak through the leg holes

I was out doing some yardwork, it was hotter than hell, my ball cleavage was definitely showing

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

whorebagger

see nor-cal

damn, lisa's acting like a whorebagger today

by Jon Himself June 2, 2003

dickled

the act of copulating with a male, getting the business, taking the high hard one, fornicating

dude, tash is getting dickled by every guy in the 815 area code, how ghey

by Jon Himself September 11, 2003

essay

a mexican dude

Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!

by Jon Himself March 28, 2003

cuntsack

a dirty dirty slag

you cuntsack, did you eat my last microwave burrito?

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

coochie duster

a Goateee

Dude, I had to shave my coochie duster off for that new job I got, what a load of pumpkinfuck

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

boobins

Mammary glands that are quite satisfactory

I was out with this bizzniotch, and I bought her some Mcdonalds, while in my car, we went at it, and I was all over the Boobins and Poontown, before I even kissed her. *respect*

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003