jon himself's definitions

flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

fat mans charm

The Art or talent of being a complete fatty, and still being able to whoo, white women, and bump they heads,

Originating in 1996, the act usually consists of being a fat shit, but using all of his exterior sensory modes to convince stellar, non fat bitches, to hop in the sack with him.

(person 1) Yo, did you hear Jon bagged "so and so" ?,

(person 2) hooo, ya damn right, he be bringing that fat mans charm, and they can't contain themself.

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

shit giblets

small turds that come out leaving you unsatisfied in the wiping process

Yo, look at the shit giblets I left in your mommas bathroom

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

pumpkinfuck

a big load of fucking shit

I'm stuck working overtime, all in all, its a big pumpkinfuck

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

boobins

Mammary glands that are quite satisfactory

I was out with this bizzniotch, and I bought her some Mcdonalds, while in my car, we went at it, and I was all over the Boobins and Poontown, before I even kissed her. *respect*

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

homoriffic

An act that is overflowing with homosexual and or retarded overtones

Dude, he's listening to Def Lepard, how homoriffic is that?

by Jon Himself July 31, 2003

dickled

the act of copulating with a male, getting the business, taking the high hard one, fornicating

dude, tash is getting dickled by every guy in the 815 area code, how ghey

by Jon Himself September 11, 2003