jokesterpants's definitions

Take that Society

Basically a phrase that is telling the rest of society to suck it. Most likely done when you do an act that only benefits yourself.

Person 1: Dude aren't you going to pick up that piece of trash?
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: Because thats littering...
Person 2: Your point?
Person 1: Hmmm...
Person 2: Take that society.
Person 1: Nice...

by Jokesterpants August 15, 2009

Fearless Cheerleader

A very retarded girl asking a very retarded question on answers.yahoo.com. Who obviously doesn't know proper grammar or spelling.

Fearless Cheerleader:Cheerleaders Y du u think their stupid?
ok so i am a cheerleader an i am smart but all you think cheerleader r stupid and only think of thier selfs. R u jelouse becuz we get all the boys and u dont. is it bcuz we get the attention. is it bcuz u tried out and didnt make it. i like soccer but im not good at it. ok so you r 1 of those retards who think were stupid but SHUT UP maybe it is bcuz we dress better at abercrombie areopostal hollister and are preppy..................if you play chess you are such a loser thinking this sport is dumb.

good posrts
-cheerleading
-socer
-volleyball
-tumbling
-footbal

BORING sports
-chess
-and all that other geeky stuff.

Answer: Because you're a stupid bitch!!!

by Jokesterpants June 29, 2009

Pooholes

The name of a very very bad player on the St. Louis Cardinals. He is so bad that he is literally despised by all of the people who hate the Cardinals. In case you don't understand this yet...its Pujols but think about how it sounds...exactly.

Brewer Fan #1: Man this has been a great game so far we are totally crushing the Cardinals.

Brewer Fan #2: Oh man, dude look, Pooholes is up to bat next.

Brewer Fan #1: Man he is such a dick.

by Jokesterpants July 9, 2009

Canada

The country to the north of the United States known for its beautiful landscape, hockey, and its frigid cold. But those are the only positives to the country of Canada. The negatives include...
-Saying Eh? at the end of every sentence turning that sentence into a question.
-Sure you hockey-nuts have the second largest country in the world but how much of that is actually populated...Thats what I thought.
-Although all the Canadians believe that they burned down our White House in the War of 1812 you didn't. It was British soldiers stationed in Canada that did it. Thats like after the American soldiers invaded Iraq and semi fixed its government the Iraqis saying oh yeah we fixed our own government.
-Who actually wants to live in the cold weather of Canada anyway...exactly.
-Canadians barely have a military so if Bush was still our president and got bored one day and decided to invade Canada there would be nothing you guys could do to stop us except maybe make a barricade of Mounties on horseback but Oh no look here come our tanks Mounties:0 America:1

Those are just a few of the reasons Canada is probably the shittiest place to live.

Canadian: Welcome to Canada eh?

American: Shut the hell up and go chug some maple syrup.

Canadian: Well that would be a mighty discomfort in my tumbly bumbly wouldn't it eh?

American: So who won the hockey game last night?

Canadian: Pshh, its the start of our summer you silly fraggle muffin we don't start our hockey season for a couple more weeks when autum comes alone eh?

American: Wow...

by Jokesterpants June 25, 2009

Devil Children

A group of 3 7th grade girls of extremely high annoyance. They mostly attack on
the unsuspecting. Their main attack is normally sitting with the person who is
sitting in the seat at the back of the bus that is made for 1 person. Common
names for devil children are Whitney, Katrina, and Caitlyn. It should also be
noted that once devil children decide to attack there is no stopping them.

Guy sitting alone in the 1 seater seat at the back of the bus. All the devil children pile into the seat so he can't breath as all three of them are sitting
on top of him.

by jokesterpants April 2, 2009

Wisconsin

The best by far out of all 50 states. We some of the friendliest folk you will ever find. Although some of our people speak with a kind of Canadian accent buts thats more to the north. By far the best city is Milwaukee, home to the Milwaukee Brewers. Theres lots to do in Wisconsin such as Summerfest, deer hunting, going to the Dells (Home to Americas largest waterpark), hanging by Lake Michigan, and many others. We also have the most famous football team in the leauge the Green Bay Packers (who by the way won the first and second Super Bowls so all you other states can suck it.) Wisconsins state animal is the Badger which is a very beautiful animal. And even the Super Bowl trophy is named after our famous coach Vince Lombardi. The weather is always nice except it can drastically change on the spot. Overall Wisconsin is the best place to live. The Packers are known to have a very huge rivalry with the Chicago Bears (who suck) and the Minnesota Vikings (also suck.)

Packers Vs. Bears in Green Bay

Bears Fan: Booo Packers suck!!!

Packer Fan: Hey dir friend nice to see you here at the game.

Bears Fan: Booo Packers su..what?

Packers Fan: I said welcome to wisconsin friend.

Bears Fan: Damn Urban Dictionary didn't lie when they said people from Wisconsin were friendly.

by Jokesterpants June 25, 2009

Screen Ripple

When you touch the screen on your computer and it makes a tiny ripple on it. There is no actual point to this its just fun to see what cool stuff you can touch on your computer.

2 people talking on Instant Messenger
Person 1: Hey man I'm so freakin bored I dont know what to do.
Person 2: Hey man I was bored about an hour ago but now I figured out how to Screen Ripple you should try it.
Person 1: Hey thanks man I'm no longer bored you rock!!!

by Jokesterpants June 7, 2009