Definitions by johnny5ive

Jungle Toe 

When your second toe is significantly longer than your big toe.

Person 1: I saw Sandy wearing flip flops the other day, and that girl has some serious Jungle Toe!

Person 2: I'm trying to eat, you asshole. I don't want to hear about Sandy's freakish feet!

Jungle Toe by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

Secret Backhand

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.

Secret Backhand by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

Pulled an Amy Winehouse 

To die in such a manner that everyone who ever knew you could have predicted. Thus leaving friends and enemies alike shaking their heads saying " what the fuck did they expect!?"

*A drug addict overdoses
*A fire eater burns to death
*An African dies of AIDS
*An guy with 8 DUIS dies in a car accident
*A guy who pisses off dangerous animals for a living gets stabbed in the heart by a fucking stingray

All the above Pulled an Amy Winehouse

Pulled an Amy Winehouse by Johnny5ive July 24, 2011