17 definitions by johnny pot smoker
"Daaammnn... that chick over there's gote some big sausage fingers. I'm getting horny just looking at them"
by johnny pot smoker September 3, 2003
Someone who came to power because he's a Republican.
And heaven forbid that a Republican not vote for a Republican.
And also, without a shadow of a doubt, the stupidest President the USA has ever had. Backed up by the other 3 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Donald Rumsfeld.
All of whom, for the record, are almost as stupid as Dubyah himself.
And heaven forbid that a Republican not vote for a Republican.
And also, without a shadow of a doubt, the stupidest President the USA has ever had. Backed up by the other 3 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Donald Rumsfeld.
All of whom, for the record, are almost as stupid as Dubyah himself.
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." - What?!?!
by johnny pot smoker September 5, 2003
by johnny pot smoker September 3, 2003
Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
by johnny pot smoker September 5, 2003
Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
by johnny pot smoker September 5, 2003
by johnny pot smoker September 3, 2003