john stromboli's definitions

Frederick Quicksilver

mother, i have just committed homicide on a man
put an armed weapon against his cranium
pulled the firing mechanism via my finger, now he has died

Frederick quicksilver was also in the music band named matriarch

by john stromboli November 27, 2022

snoldier

A soldier who uses their primary weapon to snipe people. Basically a huntsman sniper but the arrows go straight instead of falling.

We got a snoldier on the bridge!

by john stromboli November 27, 2020

friendly killer

The scum of the earth. Includes, but is not limited to, scunts and spies who use their sappers just to make friendly engies salty af.

Vince: This friendly killer keeps sapping my disp!
Joel: Hold up, I'll be demo and sticky trap a circle around you.

by john stromboli October 25, 2020

sr. deuss

The cat in the hat live action movie in a nutshell

Sr. Deuss is my favorite writer

by john stromboli June 21, 2021

ur descendant hung from ur pendant

absolute destruction. use this and you will get clam india.

ur descendant hung from ur pendant
*unleashes a black hole bigger than ur moms inside-outer

by john stromboli February 22, 2021

God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021

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Congratulations, you tried to make 69 with your keyboard. Only 6.297 quadrillion more keyboard combinations to go!

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by john stromboli October 13, 2023