ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die
Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-
by john stromboli December 29, 2022
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koala's vagina

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.
This girl got a koala's vagina
by john stromboli January 03, 2021
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reverse speedrun

1. when you delete your save file after you've put hard work into completing the game
2. when your game crashed, and all the data is lost
3. when during a speedrun you somehow manage to go back to the very beginning of a game
Kyle: dude i accidentally did a reverse speedrun
Kyle 2: wait were you playing on my save file
Kyle: uhhh...
by john stromboli November 17, 2019
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Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.
Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you
by john stromboli April 11, 2021
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booger salt

by john stromboli September 07, 2020
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your hubby a teletubby

Worse than your granny tranny, worse than your sister a mister, worse than everything. Your opponent will get on one knee and lick your damn feet clean if you say this.
your hubby a teletubby
some random bro: i serve you my master
by john stromboli December 14, 2021
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Frederick Quicksilver

mother, i have just committed homicide on a man
put an armed weapon against his cranium
pulled the firing mechanism via my finger, now he has died
by john stromboli November 28, 2022
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