Definitions by john stromboli

liquid fortnitrogen 

The ultimate solution for cringy fortnite kids.

Fortnite kid: i got the dub
Mom: *pours liquid fortnitrogen onto child*
Fortnite kid: 👁👄👁

liquid fortnitrogen by john stromboli April 23, 2021

roombate

A portmanteau of roomba and roomate. Basically someone who gamers would call normal and what other people would call lonely. A person who only has his technology to be there with him. And tbh, can't really blame 'em. I mean, who else wouldn't want to basically have a threesome with their computer and gamer chair?

roombate

roombate by john stromboli April 14, 2021

Mobile Ad Syndrome 

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

Mobile Ad Syndrome by john stromboli April 11, 2021

😧😧👨 ⚕️👉😧👨 ⚕️😧🛌 

Is this loss?

😧😧👨 ⚕️👉😧👨 ⚕️😧🛌

😧😧👨 ⚕️👉😧👨 ⚕️😧🛌 by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Bard 

An archetype in spore with the worst voice, just google "spore bard voice" and 1/2 of the comments will be haters.

Bard Empire: *le random mouth opening*
Me: shut the fructose up

Bard by john stromboli March 29, 2021

ur rabbit a faggit 

worse than any insult, such as ur mom gay, ur bro a homo hobo, or ur hamster homo.

ur rabbit a faggit

ur rabbit a faggit by john stromboli February 22, 2021

ur descendant hung from ur pendant 

absolute destruction. use this and you will get clam india.

ur descendant hung from ur pendant
*unleashes a black hole bigger than ur moms inside-outer

ur descendant hung from ur pendant by john stromboli February 22, 2021