john smith's definitions

clearplate

Placing a clear plate over a partner's mouth, while the other sexual partner takes a dump on the plate.

"I walked in with a handful of videos and a pizza and found him clearplating my sister."

by John Smith April 29, 2003

we will rock you

a song, which was remade for Dance Dance Revolution, which all n00bs play on beginner mode which they then fail

Dude, i cant believe i failed We Will Rock You

by John Smith February 26, 2004

Marathon

The greatest game ever.

Marathon is such an awesome game.

by John Smith April 16, 2004

maxlol

The funniest thing.

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!

by John Smith August 18, 2003

Miso

Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.

Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!

by John Smith October 17, 2004

Weaksauce

calling one "weak sauce" compares an individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.

"Dude, that papercut was some weaksauce bs."

by John Smith April 9, 2006

bapanese

Black Version of Wapanese

Furuhoshi Is Black (i.e Bapa)

by John Smith May 13, 2005