john smith's definitions

spoat

Something stylish and sporty. Ofton used to describe cars, particularly BMWs

Get your meximobile honda outta here and make way for my bimmer spoat!

by John Smith May 12, 2003

texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!

by John Smith April 3, 2004

Frollow

To follow in front of someone.

That old guy in the Volvo was frollowing me when I was driving today

by John Smith December 30, 2003

peach pinch

Using your thumb and forefinger to squish a girls vagina preferably by tugging the clitoral hood over the labia. Best performed when unexpected.

Vaginafer is in for a nasty peach pinch.

by John Smith January 22, 2005

maxlol

The funniest thing.

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!

by John Smith August 18, 2003

am-3p

a song that comes in all sorts of variations on DDR.

am-3p
am-3p (303 bassmix)
am-3p (am east mix)
... and more

"I finally beat am-3p in standard mode"

"Stupid n00b"

by John Smith February 26, 2004

Miso

Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.

Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!

by John Smith October 17, 2004