john smith's definitions

Guyute

A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range

Man guytue is an awesome phish song.

by John Smith January 27, 2005

twinbill

to play a double-header

They opened the twin-bill with a win.

by John Smith February 14, 2005

PLan Z

Young, improving, rapper from North Vancouver, BC, Canada. Check out his site at www.plan-z.tk

Half Persian/ Half Chinese...

Man: I heard some guys were gonna throw eggs at PLan Z when he was performing at the youth group mini-concert.

Woman: Some people just don't know what real hip hop is. They must be jealous of Plan Z or something, you know, he's pretty talented.

by John Smith February 19, 2005

dumpfart

A lot like the word shart, it is when farts but then he poops his pants.
Made popular by the song "Dumpfart" by Keith Barbado.

I was walking down the street and i dumpfarted on a hobo.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

minty vagina

When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse

John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser

by John Smith May 13, 2005

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait'

Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.

by John Smith May 13, 2005