john smith's definitions

Britain

A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!

Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."

John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"

by John Smith November 11, 2004

hooden

a hooden is another way to say jew

u want to call sum1 a jew just say ur a hooden

by john smith November 12, 2004

PLan Z

Young, improving, rapper from North Vancouver, BC, Canada. Check out his site at www.plan-z.tk

Half Persian/ Half Chinese...

Man: I heard some guys were gonna throw eggs at PLan Z when he was performing at the youth group mini-concert.

Woman: Some people just don't know what real hip hop is. They must be jealous of Plan Z or something, you know, he's pretty talented.

by John Smith February 19, 2005

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait'

Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.

by John Smith May 13, 2005

broke dick

A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.

Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.

by John Smith May 13, 2005

Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003