Definitions by john mccollum

Ballecules 

Balls + Molecules. Extremely small testes.

Dude, when are you going to outgrow those ballecules and tell your dad to mind his own business?

Ballecules by john mccollum December 30, 2007

man nog 

Semen, ejaculate, the white stuff

I'm thinking of mixing up a batch of man nog

man nog by John McCollum December 29, 2007

sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

sphinger by John McCollum February 13, 2007