john mccollum's definitions

sphinger

v. a combination of the words "sphincter" and "finger."

def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.

also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer

Honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. I just sphingered myself.

by John McCollum February 13, 2007

Ballecules

Balls + Molecules. Extremely small testes.

Dude, when are you going to outgrow those ballecules and tell your dad to mind his own business?

by john mccollum December 30, 2007

man nog

Semen, ejaculate, the white stuff

I'm thinking of mixing up a batch of man nog

by John McCollum December 29, 2007