john gaskell's definitions
by John Gaskell September 27, 2005
Get the Early Bathmug. A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.
" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "
by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
Get the Stella Artoismug. " I'm fuckin fuming, I lost all me Ginch playing black jack in the Gauntlet last night when I was Bladdered "
by John Gaskell March 24, 2004
Get the Ginchmug. An Overlarge Belly usually due to heavy drinking, short Slang for 'Cocky Watchmans Hut', Gut.Also: Ned Kelly
GIRL: " I'm not bein funny but that Cockys Hut is gettin fuckin massive, I've been gettin onto it when I suckin ye cock"
LAD: " Does it get in the way? do you want me to get the crash helmet out the shed or what? "
LAD: " Does it get in the way? do you want me to get the crash helmet out the shed or what? "
by John Gaskell March 31, 2004
Get the Cocky's Hutmug. A Game usually played by Rigger's were during intercourse with a women, the man reaches round and inserts his index finger up her arsehole thus being able to feel his dick on the other side.
RIGGER: " Are you still seeing that bird, the dirty one? "
LAD A: " she's not dirty and yeh I'm seeing her. Its been about 2 months now "
RIGGER: " are you on Farting Terms yet?
LAD A: " she doesn't fart, she's a clean girl "
RIGGER: " so you haven't played TittleCocks then? "
LAD A: " she's not dirty and yeh I'm seeing her. Its been about 2 months now "
RIGGER: " are you on Farting Terms yet?
LAD A: " she doesn't fart, she's a clean girl "
RIGGER: " so you haven't played TittleCocks then? "
by John Gaskell April 8, 2004
Get the TittleCocksmug. by John Gaskell May 28, 2004
Get the Dirtsmug. A student's terminology for Cocaine.
The word is commonly used by the person(s) who have never tried the drug but use this slang to fit in with people associated within the cocaine drug culture.
The word is commonly used by the person(s) who have never tried the drug but use this slang to fit in with people associated within the cocaine drug culture.
"hhmmmmm yes of course I was out on the weekend man!!! never slept a wink, I was on the old Charlesworth"
by John Gaskell February 11, 2004
Get the charlesworthmug.