john gaskell's definitions

Sly Goose

An Act were two friends engage in sexual intercourse behind the back of others.

" Jimmy got gripped in the back of his motor with Steve's Bird getting blew off, apparently he'd been giving her the Sly Goose for a while "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Dog Nasty

When someone breaks wind and it smells very potent, similar to that of a wet dog but much worse.

" aarrrr fuckin smell that ye cunt, its a Dog Nasty "

by John Gaskell March 25, 2004

Double Drop

To Swallow two Ecstasy tablets at the same time thus making the hit more intense like your first ever Gary.

" I Double Dropped on saturday and actually shit me kecks because the hit was intense "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

BWAFT

A made up word my girlfriend calls me occasionally during and after a Bender, it stands for BIG WANKER ALCHY FAT TWAT. I'm not really, just when I'm bladderd

ME: " come ere doll, gizzzz a kiss "
MY BIRD: " fuck off BWAFT "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Comedown Kid

A person who seems to be constantly coming down off drugs in work during the week, but then seems to come alive during the weekend

" uh oh here comes the Comedown Kid and he looks fucked again but then again it is 8am on a monday "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

One Off The Cuff

A Term meaning to Masturbate.Also: Wank, Beat, Wack off, Rhythm Man, Jerk Off and Knock One Out

" My Bird isn't comin' round tonight and I'm fuckin horny, I know, I'll have One Off The Cuff

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Skidaddle

A gay word old men use meaning get to fuck.

" Eh Kid!! get out of my garden, go on Skidaddle "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004