john gaskell's definitions

nicked

To rob or steal something or to be arrested by the metropolitan police force

" I got nicked last night for robbin 6 offy's in a mad offy grab frenzy "

by John Gaskell December 28, 2005

Gaffet

A slang meaning Gimp,Beut,Nerd,Dork etc

" I went to University and had to leave because it was jam packed wall to wall with Gaffets, not Nice & Laughin

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

Early Bath

To take early retirement

" that fuckin Mingebag who still lives with his mam is takin an early bath "

by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

Stella Artois

A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.

" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

Gutted

A Slang Word meaning Disapointed.

" I was with a girl all night Gettin Into her and I had a full-on rock cock the for the whole night, right at the end when I was fingering her, just about to pull her kecks all the way down, her fuckin door goes and its her fuckin mum, YOU CUNT!! I was Gutted

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Lamp The Stinker

A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'

" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Gettin' Into

A Prodedure usually known as Kissing or French Kissing.Also: Tapping Off,Making Out,Kopping off etc.

" Who the fuck was that bird you were Gettin' Into? Boris Karloff's Lad? "

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004