Definitions by john gaskell

Sponge Bob Square Arse

A term used loosely towards girls who's arses look like they've had a stroke, flat at the top and hanging down at the bottom

" Hey Girl!! whats with the Spongebob Square Arse?? "

Sponge Bob Square Arse by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

Overbite 

A girl with large Goofy teeth, usually completely ruins her appearance with a shame if she has a nice body but I'm known to overlook this kind of Blemish when I'm fairly tanked

" she had a bit of an overbite but I redeemed the situation by takin her from behind Nice & Laughin!! "

Overbite by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

Double Drop 

To Swallow two Ecstasy tablets at the same time thus making the hit more intense like your first ever Gary.

" I Double Dropped on saturday and actually shit me kecks because the hit was intense "

Double Drop by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

BWAFT 

A made up word my girlfriend calls me occasionally during and after a Bender, it stands for BIG WANKER ALCHY FAT TWAT. I'm not really, just when I'm bladderd

ME: " come ere doll, gizzzz a kiss "
MY BIRD: " fuck off BWAFT "

BWAFT by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Comedown Kid 

A person who seems to be constantly coming down off drugs in work during the week, but then seems to come alive during the weekend

" uh oh here comes the Comedown Kid and he looks fucked again but then again it is 8am on a monday "

Comedown Kid by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

One Off The Cuff 

A Term meaning to Masturbate.Also: Wank, Beat, Wack off, Rhythm Man, Jerk Off and Knock One Out

" My Bird isn't comin' round tonight and I'm fuckin horny, I know, I'll have One Off The Cuff

One Off The Cuff by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Skidaddle 

A gay word old men use meaning get to fuck.

" Eh Kid!! get out of my garden, go on Skidaddle "

Skidaddle by John Gaskell March 28, 2004