john gaskell's definitions

trebags

Training or running shoes, namely Reebok Classic

" have ye seen me new Trebags kid? there fuckin shit hot aren't they muck? "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

Beak

Slang for Cocaine. Also Llello(Yeyo), Charlie, White, Posh and Ching.

" Sorry about kickin off over 'how many nipples dogs have' before, it was the Beak, I'm doin' too much recently "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

Plazzy

Slang meaning Plastic

" I robbed some cunts wallet down a Jigger last night with a Plazzy shooter that I took from a Bairn "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

Horrendii

A Sequence or Chain of Horrendous Events

" Me fuckin bird fucked off with me mate & I'm gutted because I can't go for a bevvy with the cunt now,so I scored a quarter of Yeyo and decided to ring a ho to see if she'd be into getting fucked up with me and eventually ride her. She fucks me off too. so I'm driving at break-neck speed with bits of white still stuck around my nose area when I get pulled over by traffic coppers in an 850 Volvo. They rumble me for not having a license and being wired to fuck. They make me wear Plazzy overalls in the jail cell and I'm due in court on monday and its only friday night and I'm here to stay, fuck me this is Horrendii "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

A Twicer

The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through

LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Lou Reed

Amphetamine Sulphate. Also: Speed, Billy Wizz.

" I feel absolutley fuckin hurt off the Lou Reed, I've been up for 2 days and I'm goin to get pissed up just so I can sleep for a bit, are you coming the Gauntlet? "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

leathered

To get badly hurt and subsequently lose in a fight.Also: Paggered, Battered, Kicked in, Cunt Kicked In, fucked up

" I got fuckin Leathered last night, my jaw got well and truly rapped "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004