john gaskell's definitions

Mingebag

A name given to someone who is tight with money

" get a fuckin round in ye Mingebag "

by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

Star-Fish-Man

A Name given to anyone who likes licking Girls Chocolate Starfish as well as Fanny because its dirty as fuck, namely me. Also: The Bum-Hole Kid, Ring Raider (not to be confused with the gay term) and Cigar-Burn Extraordinaire

" We're gonna fuck later you dirty bitch! and guess what? Star-fish-Man is gonna be in full flow "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

mullered

To be absolutely off your face on drink and drugs, derived from the Yoghurt manufacturer Muller, after people (mostly gimps) used to go round sayin Creamed, Creamed turned to Mullered

" I was fackin mullered on friday night in the club, I was so facked that I started usin cockney words like Mullered "

by John Gaskell December 28, 2005

Skidaddle

A gay word old men use meaning get to fuck.

" Eh Kid!! get out of my garden, go on Skidaddle "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

tagnut

A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink

GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Sponge Bob Square Arse

A term used loosely towards girls who's arses look like they've had a stroke, flat at the top and hanging down at the bottom

" Hey Girl!! whats with the Spongebob Square Arse?? "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

Bang Out

A Phrase meaning to punch someone, to Bang Out.

" if you don't shut ye fuckin Grid in the next 2 seconds I'm gonna fuckin Bang you Out! "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004