john Detlor's definitions

gully teeth

Teeth that look like Gollum from Lord Of the Rings, Gully teeth should be a greenish grey color, be very crooked and shard, and look as if they are used to chew on soup cans all day .

Sweet Christ, look at the lady eating the burger over there, she has some razor sharp Gully Teeth

by John Detlor June 13, 2007

Ghetto Turtle

When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.

Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.

by John Detlor March 16, 2009

Down like Syndrome

To be down like sydrome is to be 100% on board for a plan, scheme, or invitation.

" Hey wanna go smoke a joint? " "Ya man, Im Down like Syndrome"

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Dinkout

Dinkout is a term used strictly in the world of golf. A dinkout occurs when a male golfer hits an awful Tee Shot that makes the entire foursome look silly to those watching. Said golfer must than play the rest of that hole with his "dink" sticking out the fly of his pants.

Come on now man, it didn't even make it past the ladies tee... Thats a Dinkout

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

x face

someone whose front 2 teeth are crooked and point towards one and other, it looks as if the teeth continue to grow they would cross and make an X on the persons chin

She got a rockin body but she looks like she had the beginning stages of X face

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

The Menthol

The act of getting head from a woman who just moments earlier ate a bunch of cough drops, thus insuring a pleasurable, tingly feeling on your cock.

This girl gives the worst head, the only way I could make it worth my while was to make her give me the menthol.

by john Detlor March 20, 2009

Rumpoed

1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.

" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."

by John Detlor October 24, 2008