john's definitions

Shinky

Someone who smokes excessive amounts of Cannibus and who has hippie like shaggy hair, and eyes are slanted based off the racist term "chinky" from the eastern-asians.

Kyle your one shinky eyed hippie sonuvabitch!

by John March 14, 2004

cozy

a foam container in which to place a cold beverage

"I got a free beer cozy at the bar last night."

by John April 13, 2005

Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie

I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight

by John March 31, 2005

Ike

v. - To hit a woman in the mouth (i.e. Ike Turner) short for "Ike in the jib"

"Bob's girlfriend cheated on him now he's walkin around like he wants to Ike a bitch."

by John September 15, 2004

mental intercourse

the act of engaging in intelligent and interesting conversation. Topics range from sex to nerdy subjects.

I enjoyed our mental intercourse today. Perhaps again, tommorrow?

by John June 20, 2004

CB

Cock-block: an act that someone else does that ruins your chance at getting some punani.

"Hey Tyrone, you just CB'ed me bitch! Now I ain't gettin' no pussy tonight!"

by John November 24, 2004

Story

N. - One of the sluttiest girls in altomonte.
V. - An act of sexual misconduct.

Synonyms: Slut , whore, tramp, good time, ho, head

N. - I fucked story last night three times!
V. - Ya she really pulled a story last night.

by John December 20, 2004