whome

A person who responds when you call out to them on the street as "Who, me?".

Cop: Hey you, we need to talk.
Citizen: Who, me?

by John February 04, 2004

classic07

Supreme being, one of great power.

Wow, that man is a classic07!

by John August 31, 2003

flacking

Jacking off.

Man, Ryan Knowltan is always flacking when he gets home.

by John May 14, 2003

shit eater

a person who experiences intense orgasm while ingesting massive amounts of fecal matter from their sex partner.

" i wish i was jennifer lopez' shit eater!"

by john March 16, 2003

knob goblin

cock sucker

hey that bitch is a fucking knobgoblin , cocksucker

by john August 20, 2003

pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 25, 2004

x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3

Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!

by John June 18, 2006