by John Wayne January 12, 2005
A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne March 04, 2005
A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne March 04, 2005
A short, stocky wide youth, who looks like an "umpa-lumpa" or a "hobbit". Asian appearance, small fat hands with a receding hairline (balding). Loves cheese and onion potato chips and chilli bread sandwich as a quick snack. Often gets abused by tall white men by the names of Gregory. Also has a hobby of playing with his penis.
Humpa: Ohhhhh man! *eats chilli bread sandwich, plays with penis and licks fingers* Ahh my balls are on fire!
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
Me: Damn, that chilli smell reminds me of a Humpa.
by John Wayne March 04, 2005
when you participate in the act of shitting in someone's mouth and they proceed to gargle the feces in their mouth
by John Wayne May 27, 2016
by john wayne July 28, 2003
When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius
by John wayne December 02, 2015